Cheese Heads Allowed To Look Like Jesse James

Residents of the state famous for its cheese hats, high property taxes, forfeiture laws and trapping its own state symbol nearly into extinction have recently been granted the privilege to look like Jesse James, the Road Warrior and David Crockett in some public areas thanks to the passage of open (firearms) carry legislation. The small minority of Wisconsin residents classified as self-restrained and possessing IQs above mid-July temperatures have been told not to hold their breath with regard to the passage of concealed carry legislation.